She would have given me in the elevator, but I don't take my bagpipes out in public

I look at my friend's tits and realize that we're about to have a foursome

You can't take it anymore? Why don't you rest and I'll fuck your anus, aren't you tired there?

Did you burn your stepmother in her underwear? Fuck her right away so you don't jerk off to her later

She pissed on my face and fucked my mouth with her anus, and I asked for a little humiliation

Don't be impertinent, or you'll get sperm all over your skirt (and I did!)

I love riding the train, I always let my fellow passengers fuck me in the cunt

I love a guy and I won't hang up even if I have his friend's dick in me

Change! I've already taught you everything, now lick me!

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

Why so embarrassed, never had a girlfriend? Seize the moment while I give it to you

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I'm lucky to have a brother, because my ex has such a small penis

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

I brought my daughter a fucker and I'm watching - she fucked and I jerked off

To cum like that, you have to call your girlfriends - jet multi-orgasms 💦

The plumber realized that it was me who was leaking, not the pipes. Now he's fucking with me...

Why so, sister... Now until I fuck you up, I won't let you go

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

You're not afraid to sleep with your bare ass, so you're ready to sleep with a friend, too

What guy? I forget about him when someone else's dick is fucking me

Again they fuck a bunch just in the ass, and called a Negro (part 2)

Don't scream so loudly from your orgasms, we're in the hotel - they'll complain again!